Monday, February 1, 2010

An Israeli, a Palestinian, and Peace Negotiator walk into a Bar

Here are 2 cute jokes courtesy of Barry Rubin

An Israeli, a Palestinian, and an American peacemaker walk into a bar. They each order a drink. The American turns to the Israeli and says: "You pay for everyone as a confidence-building measure."


The UN secretary-general announces the creation of a great UN world soccer team, including all the member countries.
But, asks his deputy, "Then who would we play against?"
"Well, Israel, of course," the secretary-general answers.

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